"How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury."
Tom Duff, Bell Labs

If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?