The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

I can see through your clothes

Meow... SPLAT... Ruff... SPLAT... (Raining cats & dogs)

"How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury."
Tom Duff, Bell Labs

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.