42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun.

printf("to C or not to C...that is the question ");

Don't eat vegetables because insects use them as their love pads, and who knows what kind of STDs They're carrying.

Variables won't; constants aren't.