To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

We are Micro$oft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?