Gravity brings me down

None of you exist, my Sysop types all this in.

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.