"So I am lying on the world's most perfect beach, and all I can think off is where to hook on my modem"

Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of minix.
Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Make no enemies accidentally.