Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.

The obscure we see immediately, the completely apparent takes longer.

Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil - Machiavelli

We have only two things to worry about -- either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have.

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.