I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time--that should be enough for most purposes.