Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary.

Adult child of alien invaders.

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.

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