I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes.

"God is dead." - Nietzsche.
"Nietzsche is dead." - God.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable."
George Bernard Shaw

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.