99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

"In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?"
Hasse Skrifvars

Polls show that 9 out of 6 schizophrenics agree.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.