Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

"I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark."
Woody Allen

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either.

Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day- to-day living that wears you out - Chekhov.