People shouldn't think that it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. It's not, it's better to have loved and won. All the other options really suck.
Dan Redican

Never date philosophy majors. My last girlfriend was one and she spent her time proving I didn't exist.

It's a condescending thing, Dear. You wouldn't understand.

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.