Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

"If you feel like throwing underpants onto the stage, put them over there, thank you."
Frank Zappa

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful - Mae West

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.