A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

Thank you for your gift of sarcasm. I will treasure it always.