Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned.

If you're going down in flames, you might as well hit something big.

"In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?"
Hasse Skrifvars

Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

We have only two things to worry about -- either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have.