Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day- to-day living that wears you out - Chekhov.

This isn't denial. I'm just very selective about which reality I accept.