We are not amused.

Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important
lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.