The greatest political concept of the twentieth century is that of Stalinist Communism. People ask me why, and I shoot them. Pretty basic concept.

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

The lunatic fringe begins here.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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