I'd like to speak with your inner baby-sitter.

How much does she love you? Less than you'll ever know.

I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as though it were designed by a committee.

Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
John Sloan

People shouldn't think that it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. It's not, it's better to have loved and won. All the other options really suck.
Dan Redican