Paranoia is nothing to be afraid of!!

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

I think we met in a past life and you were a dipstick then too.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable."
George Bernard Shaw